Donald Trump On IVF And Super Babies

Like IVF? I more than like IVF, I love IVF. Write that down. Donald Trump loves IVF. People in the Republican Party, isn’t great how unified we’ve become and that’s because of me as the Republicans have unified behind my will, my charm and popularity, should all be unified behind IVF as well. 

It might take them a little to realize but, really, they all love IVF as well. Like me. They see that I love it and they will love it too. I know that may not seem to be the case because some of them like that judge in Alabama, he’s great isn’t he? Not Donald Trump great but other than Donald Trump, who is? Certainly not Eric Trump but that’s another story. I have a lot of stories. Anyway, he said some bad things about IVF. Not bad. Just different than I would have said. At least in public.

IVF is important because it gives everyone a chance to have a child. Now, I’m not sure we want everyone to have a child but I know that people want me to say they should have a chance. At least. Or until we say otherwise. Even the women whoo have a horserace or are a lowlife or fat and ugly. They should have the chance to be mothers.

And this is where it gets better.

All of these women, I want to help these women because I love women. That said, I know that sometimes,. say a woman has the face of a pig or a fat ugly face. This woman may want to have a baby but no self-respecting man is going to go near her. It happens. Trust me. These women come up to me all the time and I have to turn my back because they are so ugly it hurts me to look at them.

Starting soon, these ugly women will not only be able to have babies, they will be able to have my babies. All thanks to the miracle of IVF. For the past several weeks, I have been working with medical professionals to start Donald Trump Fertility Clinics. 

Each one will be stockpiled with my sp —- well, let’s just say the output of Donald Trump. There might be kids in the audience listening in. So many people want to hear what I have to say. Can you blame them? So much wisdom I have to offer. It’s a shame I can just talk 24 hours a day, seven days a week.

So, the Donald Trump Fertility Clinics. 

If a woman is beautiful like Melania. My Melania. Isn’t she the most beautiful? Or if the woman has a face of someone that clearly I would never sleep with. And all the women in between. All of these women will now be able to have my baby.

And what babies they will be.

Everyone knows that I was the healthiest person to ever be president. I had several doctors tell the world exactly what I wanted. I also happen to be the smartest person to ever be president. And all that knowledge – Person. Woman. Man. Camera. TV. Remember that one? I aced it. Smart as a tack – and all that health, that will all be passed on to the babies. The super babies. 

Maybe that’s what we should call them. Donald Trump’s Super Babies.